Hmyns For EVERYONE (funny)

So basically i found this on accident. I opened up an old bible case that was sitting on my bookshelf to see what bible was in it (i have more bibles than i can keep up with.) Inside the front of the Bible case was a church bulletin from Sheppard Drive Baptist Church in Euless, my dad had served as music minister there for maybe a year, it was dated May 4th, 2003.

Well inside it there was a yellow sheet of paper with announcements and on the back it had a section i found quite funny titled 'Hymns for Everyone.'

This is what was on the paper

Dentist's Hymn........Crown Him with Many Crowns

Golfer's Hymn..........There's a Green Hill Far

Gossip's Hymn.........Pass It On

Electrician's Hymn..Send The Light

Shoppers Hymn.......Sweet By and By (this is my favorite)

And for those on the high way at:

45 mph.....God Will Take Care of You

55mph......Guide Me, O Thou Great Jehovah

65mph......Nearer My God To Thee

75mph......Near Still Nearer

85mph......This World is Not My Home

95mph......Lord, I'm Coming Home

Over 100mph...Precious Memories

After April 15th many will be heard singing the IRS Hymn: I Surrender All

^^^

that ones pretty funny too, which reminds me i haven't done my taxes :/ need to get on that

[that makes me feel old thinking i need to do my taxes, ughh not cool]

hahh well i just had to put that up here, gave me a good laugh.

Hopefully will get some sleep soon...